‘Everything is so 5 minutes ago’

Suddenly, the heat’s on to stay cool

A couple of years ago, mesh trucker caps, the kind with the peaked foam facade screaming “John Deere” and other never-in-New York logos, perched on the pates of intrepid hipsters in such edgy haunts as Williamsburg, a Brooklyn neighborhood.

Now, guys who grace the cover of YM magazine, wear them. In other words, now they’re not exactly cool.

“As soon as Ashton Kutcher adopts a trend, that’s when you know it’s over,” says Robert Lanham, Williamsburg denizen and author of the recently published Hipster Handbook. Ditto Kutcher’s female counterpoint, Avril Lavigne, she of the erstwhile-edgy studded leather cuffs.

Out in a mall store in Massapequa, N.Y., a mere 30 miles from his neighborhood, Lanham spies a succinct illustration of his point: a red-and-white trucker hat with “Dork” slapped across the front in fuzzy black letters. When it makes it out to Massapequa — Jerry Seinfeld says it’s Indian for “near the mall” — the irony of appropriating something so antifashion as a scratchy nylon hat gets lost along the Long Island Expressway.

And guess who becomes the real dork.

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How to Stifle Your Creativity And Underwhelm the Masses

There are endless lists on how to create that you just skim over and forget about. But you should really consider the opposite. How do you stifle your creativity? Not grow it? Or inspire an audience? Trust me. It’ll make a greater impact and slap you across the face. In the best way possible… Cheers!

1) Completely overwhelm yourself by what everyone else is doing in the blogosphere and keep at least 25 tabs open on your computer to see how you can compete. Consequently, decide you can’t and lock down into an epic state of paralysis. Might as well close up shop. At the prompt, “Are you sure you want to delete your blog?” Hit yes.

2) Procrastinate as an act of fierce rebellion. If the world really wanted you to create, it wouldn’t be so damn hard. So do nothing instead until the procrastination turns into a form of debilitating depression.

3) Exhaust yourself with office drama, gossip, and meaningless initiatives until you are emotionally drained by 6:30 pm and can do nothing but eat in front of the TV in comfort. Squash and mutilate the voice that wanted you to do work on a drawing tonight. Inform that voice it is dead to you.

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Adult Education Sucks!

Wow, today has been hectic and I’ve not even been at work. Last night I went to bed fairly early because I had some sorting out to do with the bank. Why? Because I’m an idiot.

I managed to pay my monthly credit card bill twice for some reason and normally I wouldn’t care, because hey, that balance needs to be cleared. But it’s August people. I don’t have the money to be paying for things twice right now – places to go, people to see.

So being the idiot that I am, I groveled to the bank, and they told me to ring back first thing today to get the second payment recalled. And this is why I went to bed early last night so that I could be up at 9 am to beg the bank for my money back.

After 2 minutes on the phone, the cash was back in my account. OK, well that was easy. Now do my homework, I need to get that GED! Fortunately, I take these prep classes, thank God! But I still need to learn of course and it’s a lot, check it yourself.

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Learning about integrity and values from a black eye

That was the reply I got when I asked a dad at school what had happened to his eye. It was a real shiner! Knowing his wife, I knew this was just a line. He laughed loudly and I laughed along. At which point I’m left with a choice. Do I call him on it? You know, ask him what really happened, check he’s ok and all that kindly nurturing stuff that is like second nature to me.

Or do I accept that he doesn’t want to talk about it and move on? I’m the queen of authenticity. There’s nothing I detest much more than when people feel compelled to put a brave face on stuff. Openness and being real is just so much more honest and healthy isn’t it?

But. That’s my choice. Just because I’d rather everyone was honest about stuff doesn’t mean that others have to agree with me does it? So how do I balance my wants with what this other person would prefer to have happened? Continue reading

Renting textbooks is a great solution

A student’s greatest struggles and woes are often developed through their realization of incredible debt. Student debt is very common, as they may have needed to take out large loans to assist in their careers.

However, the amount of debt can be influenced by the student’s decisions. The student has the option of choosing how many classes to take, as well as which classes to take.

These can play a major factor in how much their education is going to be costing them. There are many options to take into consideration when taking the route of saving the most money.

Nowadays, many subjects require the student to buy textbooks that have the potential of severely breaking the bank account.

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Five Ways to Keep The academic Achievement

If you managed to get good grades at midterms, you would be eager to maintain this achievement until the end of the semester, and next semester. However, if your grades already bad, then you have to try harder than ever.

Consider the following tips:

Read each week
Some teachers require that you read a book every week, several other professors might just make it as a reference. Sometimes, reading assignment is listed in the course syllabus and it can make us overwhelmed each week. However, force yourself to read and meet targets in the plan of studies.

You will discover how your ability to understand the lecture material increases with diligence reading the book according to the assignment.

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Tips to improve writing techniques

No matter your profession, your level of education, or your income bracket, almost everyone has a story about a dreaded writing assignment or a fanatical teacher who bled red ink.

Our teachers were all well-intentioned and gave us some necessary tools for success, but in the process, many of us learned that there’s a right way and a wrong way to write, and that more often than not, we were doing it wrong.

In the new era of Internet marketing and social media buzz, writing well isn’t just a necessary evil to pass a class, it’s often the only way to reach short-attention-span consumers who have too many choices and too little time.

Just take a closer look at the tips listed in this post, and more great information is also available here:

Free help How To Write: www.meritonlinelearning.com
Practice test for GED from BestGEDClasses: www.BestGEDClasses.org
Free Grammer Help: www.slickwrite.com

So, here are five lessons that the real world teaches us about how to write to engage our target market.

Lesson 1: Yes, you CAN!

Forget what anyone has ever told you before. If you can participate in a conversation, you can write. If you are passionate about what you do, you can write. If you can text or tweet or post on Facebook, you can write. If you can’t spell, aren’t sure about punctuation, and lack an impressive vocabulary, you can still write.

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Find What Works For YOU

First of all, Happy New Year to everyone. One of the biggest lessons in my life right now is the concept of bio-individuality.

In other words, what is right for YOU won’t be right for the person standing next to you and vice versa.

Are they wrong? Why are there so many opposing theories? It’s because they are all right (personal ethics aside)! Doesn’t matter what test (or no test) you choose to decide about your future career. The key is that most of these lifestyles are based on real situations and that is why they work.

I spent a lot of time thinking one way of being productive (whatever it was at the time) was the right way. “Finally I found all that I’ve been searching for,” I would think. I would follow it diligently, feel great, then feel like crap, berating myself along the way if I “fell off” because surely it was my lack of willpower that was the problem. Wrong!

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The Sweet Pickle Bus-Writing Teacher Request

Two teenage girls, naive and excited, climbed into the back of an ugly green van (affectionately called “The Sweet Pickle Bus”) with 6 teenage boys, not once considering the potential danger.  This was about love, or their conception of it, which did not include “News at 11″ type headlines.  Fortunately, these were nice boys.  Relatively speaking.

One girl was on a “date”, the other one was me.  My not-so-secret crush was in that van and it was my intent to steal him away from his rather pretty girlfriend.  Not schooled in the art of flirting, I had no idea how to do this.  I simply trusted Fate to do its work.  Fate did not disappoint.

Seated in the passenger side of the careening Sweet Pickle Bus (it careened everywhere it went), was the most annoying guy I had ever met.  He insisted on speaking with a fake Scottish accent and playing “Today” by Smashing Pumpkins ad nauseam.  I’d seen him in school–tall, hulking, shaved head, brown corduroy jacket, dark-colored chucks–and thought him the quiet and brooding type.  So much for first impressions.  He was loud and obnoxious.  I turned my attention to my crush, willing him to love me with my penetrating stare.  He didn’t even look at me.

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Teenager Now, Adult At Heart

I was thinking about how many times I ask you guys questions at the end of my blog entries, and I get a feel of who my visitors are and such. But.. I know you, but do you know me? I decided to give you guys a chance to ask me anything you want. The first 21 questions asked I will answer in my next entry.

I rather not hear the typical “whats your favorite color” questions, but something more personal or perhaps related to web and graphic design. Anything really, just make your questions original.

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